Bill Hicks, One Night Stand

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taylorsplat:

ashieart:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

This little fish lives deeeeeeeeeep down in the ocean and spits that little glob of bio luminescent liquid to momentarily distract predators and escape being eaten

It’s a wizard

That’s a fucking patronus

taylorsplat:

ashieart:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

This little fish lives deeeeeeeeeep down in the ocean and spits that little glob of bio luminescent liquid to momentarily distract predators and escape being eaten

It’s a wizard

That’s a fucking patronus

(Source: BBC, via flowerstarchild)

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glovesinthesummertime:

hotelceilings:

HMMM?!?

Thank you!!

glovesinthesummertime:

hotelceilings:

HMMM?!?

Thank you!!

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oldschoolreasons:

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals Stealing Food [x]

Previously: Animals vs. Kids, Cats Giving High Fives

Raccoons are well jammy

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animalcrossingcrazy:

lollyacnl:

Basically the game.

Basically life.

The game is life.

animalcrossingcrazy:

lollyacnl:

Basically the game.

Basically life.

The game is life.

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"I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore."

Kurt Vonnegut  (via sunst0ne)

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FOR THOSE WHO DON’T LIKE TO TALK ON THE PHONE BUT WANT TO HELP KEEP THE INTERNET AWESOME

wocinsolidarity:

liberalsarecool:

laineydiemond:

  1. Go to  
  2. Click on 14-28 
  3. Comment “I want internet service providers classified as common carriers.”
  4. Done! 

Please reblog for people who have phone-related phobias or anxieties.

Be sure to hit “confirm” to send your comment.

!

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raresenses:

nappynomad:

socialjusticekoolaid:

The Ferguson City Council convened for the first time since Mike Brown’s death, and proved that they literally give no fucks about what the community has to say. Added to their vague, paltry proposed reforms, seems real change will have to come in Ferguson via the ballot box. I don’t care where you live folks— let this be a lesson in voting/participating in your local elections and government! #staywoke #farfromover 

My people getting it!

these people are the real heroes. not the military, not politicians, not the Hollywood actors. they risked their lives and livelihoods to challenge white supremacy and institutionalized racism.

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virtuosovillain:

"The most important keyword to me was ‘train’ and the structure of the narrative reflects that. It’s simple: Curtis travels from the very last section of the train to the front. So the different carriages represent different stages in the story – every time you enter a new car, it’s like a new world that the characters are experiencing." 

– Joon-ho Bong on the design of the train cars.

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allengalang:

so real, yet too young to realize

allengalang:

so real, yet too young to realize

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"Let’s say I was a gazelle adopted by lions. I pranced around happy until I got to first grade and all these lions tried to attack me; it’s like they didn’t get the memo. The other gazelles, they smelled the lion on me and didn’t trust me, so I stood open.

The difference between when I got called nigger and when other black kids got called n****r is that they went home and got love, and I went home and got love from people who looked just like the people who called me n****r. As a child, you don’t have the ability to bifurcate."

Chad Goller-Sojourner (via dangercupcakemurdericing)

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